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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:26
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Does being poor build better character than being born rich?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
What is the boldest and craziest thing your mother has ever done for you?
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Weird-shaped notebooks make me want to write again - The Verge
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Trump Military Parade: Darcy cartoon - Cleveland.com
Nuts and Butts
No way
Everyone loved it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Hysterias & Posteriors
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